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Hentai Anime Poker (pc game)
4.56 out of 5 (9 votes)
  • Both socks please!
  • Select your opponents
We haven't found any digital download available at this moment.
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Unless you're really into badly drawn girls getting their kit off, then this is one of those games that you can happily skip and which can be confined to the same bin as Video Strip Poker. As you might expect from the title, this one features various Japanese anime-style girls playing poker and (hopefully) losing their clothes as the player takes them on in a series of head-to-head matches. However, this one is at least a bit unusual in the fact that it's actually plot driven, with the games taking place against the backdrop of something resembling a story. However, don't get your hopes up as it's really just a case of finding excuses to put you in a position where you have to play cards against girls and it all gets a bit desperate. There are several poker variations to try your hand at, including 5 card stud, 5 card draw, Texas Hold 'em and a couple of others, while some games allow you to take on several opponents at the same time rather than just one at a time. Apart from this though, there's little really to tell. The cartoon graphics, perhaps the game's biggest draw if you've never seen a real woman, are decent enough, with a quirky style that is quite appealing, although it's far from realistic. The girls are your typical cutesy Japanese characters and wear some not very interesting outfits which leave little to the imagination. As mentioned, the story is pretty forgettable but at least the game plays a decent round of poker, with some challenging opponents that put up a stiff fight. This isn't really a reason to play though, and overall, this is pretty ropey stuff.